robinseeds

Korean

Dodeche ar suga obso namjadurui maum wonhar ten onjego da juni ije tonande ironjog choumirago nonun thugbyorhadanun gu marur midosso negen hengbogiosso

marur haji guresso nega shirhojyoda go nunchiga obnun nan nur bochegiman hesso norur yoghamyonsodo manhi guriurgoya sarangi jonbuin nanun yojainika

modungor swibge da jumyon gumbang shirhjungnenunge namjara durosso thollin mar gathjin anha dashinun sogji anhuri maum mogo bojiman todashi sarange munojinunge yoja ya

marur haji guresso nega shirhojyodago nunchiga obnun nan nur boche giman hesso norur yoghamyonsodo manhi guriurgoya sarangi jonbuin nanun yojainika

modungor swibge da jumyon gumbang shirhjungnenunge namjara durosso thollin mar gathjin anha dashinun sogji anhuri maum mogo bojiman todashi sarange munojinunge yoja ya

marur haji guresso nega shirhojyodago nunchiga obnun nan nur boche giman hesso norur yoghamyonsodo manhi guriurgoya sarangi jonbuin nanun yojainika

[narration\Korean] Onur urin heojyosso budi hengbogharago noboda johun sarammannagir barandago nodo darun namjarang togathe nar saranghanda go marhanten onjego sorjighi na nega jar doenungo shirho naboda yepun yoja manna hengboghage jar sarmyon otohge guroda nar jongmar ijoborimyon otohge nan irohge himdunde himduro juggenunde ajigdo nor nomu saranghanunde

sarangur wihesoramyon modun da har su inun yojaui chaghan bonnungur iyong hajinun marajwo hanyojaro theona sarangbadgo sanunge irohge himdurgo oryourjur mollasso

English

I just can’t understand the hearts of men they tell you they want you and then they leave you this is the first time, you're special I believed those words and I was so happy

You should have told me you didn't like me anymore but I couldn't see that and you just rushed me although I will curse you I'll still miss you since I am a girl, to whom love is everything

I heard that if you give up things too easily to a man, he will get bored with you I don't think this is wrong a girl says that she will never be fooled again but she will fall in love again

you should have told me you didn't like me anymore but I couldn't see that and you just rushed me although I will curse you I'll still miss you since I am a girl, to whom love is everything.

I heard that if you give up things too easily to a man, he will get bored with you i don't think this is wrong a girl says that she will never be fooled again but she will fall in love again

you should have told me you didn't like me anymore but I couldn't see that and you just rushed me although I will curse you I'll still miss you since I am a girl, to whom love is everything.

[narration\English] Hey babe the pain it's not enough to describe how I feel we were so happy together but I know now I've been blind you told me that you'd never let me down whenever I needed you you'd always be here I can forgive but I can’t forget even though you hurt me I still love you I still love you

don't take advantage of a girl's willingness to do anything for love and her caring instinct I didn't know that to be born as a girl and to be loved was so hard although I will curse you I’ll still miss you since I am a girl, to whom love is everything although I will curse you I’ll still miss you since I am a girl, to whom love is everything

[English] Narration: (Guy, only in the music video) There's someone I'm in love with... Although I can't be with her now... I'm still in love with her

We actually plan this trip for a week. So finally we made it! We went there at night so there is nothing much there for us to see, we pass by quite of number of shop lots but most of them are closed. At first we want to eat ikan bakar there, but we change our mind last minute. We had our dinner at a hawker center. When we arrived, is about 9.00pm but we were lucky. We still have what we want like otak-otak. Is fun having dinner with a group of friends.

Happy birthday MC. This boy, don’t really know him well but I still know who he is. He uses to be a sport man but now…hmm he put up some weight. Ha-ha. I think his friend had fun in the party. We have fun too. Take a look at the picture and u will understand more…I am too lazy to type and think back what happened.

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: -
Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here...

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps
on your feet...

Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: -
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: -
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Is! The "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer: -
No, it’s terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally
also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
years...

Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: -
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a her wedding, and you friend announces ask...

Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: -
No, he’s a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just the
money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: -
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry
or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: -
No, it’s autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your
mouth...

Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: -
No it won’t. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Oh, so you smoke.
Answer: -
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in
flames!!!

Apple Computers

It was the favorite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. He was three months late in filing a name for the business, and he threatened to call his company Apple Computers if the other colleagues didn't suggest a better name by 5 O'clock.

CISCO

It is not an acronym as popularly believed. It is short for San Francisco.

Compaq

This name was formed by using COMp, for computer, and PAQ to denote a small integral object.

Corel

The name was derived from the founder's name Dr.Michael Cowpland. It stands for COwpland REsearch Laboratory.

Google

The name started as a joke boasting about the amount of information the search-engine would be able to search. It was originally named 'Googol', a word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100 zeros.After founders - Stanford graduate students Sergey Brin and Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor, they received a cheque made out to 'Google'

Hotmail

Founder Jack Smith got the idea of accessing e-mail via the web from a computer anywhere in the world. When Sabeer Bhatia came up with the business plan for the mail service, he tried all kinds of names ending in 'mail' and finally settled for hotmail as it included the letters "html" - the programming language used to write web pages. It was initially referred to as HoTMaiL with selective uppercasing.

Hewlett Packard

Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded would be called Hewlett-Packard or Packard-Hewlett.

Intel

Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore wanted to name their new company 'Moore Noyce' but that was already trademarked by a hotel chain so they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics.

Lotus (Notes)

Mitch Kapor got the name for his company from 'The Lotus Position' or 'Padmasana'. Kapor used to be a teacher of Transcendental Meditation of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.

Microsoft

Coined by Bill Gates to represent the company that was devoted to MICROcomputer SOFTware. Originally christened Micro-Soft, the '-' was removed later on.

Motorola

Founder Paul Galvin came up with this name when his company started manufacturing radios for cars. The popular radio company at the time was called Victrola.

ORACLE

Larry Ellison and Bob Oats were working on a consulting project for the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency). The code name for the project was called Oracle (the CIA saw this as the system to give answers to all questions or something such). The project was designed to help use the newly written SQL code by IBM. The project eventually was terminated but Larry and Bob decided to finish what they started and bring it to the world. They kept the name Oracle and created the RDBMS engine. Later they kept the same name for the company.

Sony

It originated from the Latin word 'sonus' meaning sound, and 'sonny' a slang used by Americans to refer to a bright youngster.

SUN

Founded by 4 Stanford University buddies, SUN is the acronym for Stanford University Network. Andreas Bechtolsheim built a microcomputer; Vinod Khosla recruited him and Scott McNealy to manufacture computers based on it, and Bill Joy to develop a UNIX-based OS for the computer.

Yahoo!

The word was invented by Jonathan Swift and used in his book 'Gulliver's Travels'. It represents a person who is repulsive in appearance and action and is barely human. Yahoo! Founders Jerry Yang and David Filo selected the name because they considered themselves yahoos

Stress Reliever # 1

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever # 2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever # 3

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Stress Reliever # 4

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it! He wants to scare his parents."

Stress Reliever # 5

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: "A Billionaire"


Stress Reliever # 6

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.


Stress Reliever # 7

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor.

There was this guy named John that
went to heaven. He looked around and
saw millions of clocks, some were slow
and some were fast. He went to God to
ask a question.
''What's the deal with all these
clocks?'' John asked.
''Well,'' said God, ''these clocks
tell how much a person masturbates.''
''Well, where's my clock?'' asked John.
''It's in the office,'' replied
God. ''We use it as a fan.''

A husband and wife are waiting at the
bus stop; with them are their 8
children. A blind man joins them after
a few minutes. When the bus arrives,
they find it overloaded and only the
wife and her eight children are able to
fit in the bus. So the husband and the
blind man decide to walk. After a
while the husband gets irritated by
the ticking of the stick of the blind
man and says to him.
"Why don't you put a piece of rubber
at the end of your stick, that ticking
sound is driving me crazy!!"
The blind man replies: "If you
would've put a rubber on the end of
YOUR
stick, we'd be sitting in the bus.

Man says to God: "God, why did you
make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you
make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

A guy walked into a pub and
immediately noticed a young lady at
the bar on her own. After a couple of
drinks he decided to offer her a drink
and make small talk. She accepted.
"What's your name?" he asked her.
"Carmen," she replied.
"That's a nice name. Did your mother
or father name you that?"
"Neither. I changed my name when I was
eighteen from Sharon to Carmen."
"Why did you do that?" he asked.
"Well," she explained, "I like men and
I like cars, so that is how I got my
name. What's your name?"
"Beerpussy," the man replied.

Two girls and a guy are trespassing in
a farmer’s field, and the farmer
catches them, and decides to take them
to court. During the next month, they
go to court, and the farmer’s lawyer
asks the first girl.
"What were you doing during the time
you were inside that field?"
The girl replies... "I was blowing
bubbles."
The next girl was asked the exact same
question, and she replied:
"Blowing bubbles"
The lawyer then goes on to the man and
says "let me guess, you were blowing
bubbles too."
And the man replies:
"No, I am bubbles!"





A little boy wakes up three nights in
a row when he hears a thumping sound
coming from his parents' bedroom.
Finally, one day he goes to his
mom and says, "Mommy, every night I
hear you and daddy making noise and
when I look in, you are bouncing up and
down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and
says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his
stomach because he's fat and that
makes him thin again."
The boy says, "That won't work."
His mom says, "Why?"
The boy replies. "Because the lady
next door comes by after you leave
each day and blows him back up!