Four more paper to go!!
but at least I finished two
very happy man
I hope the other paper will be as easy as the previous paper
honestly the previous two paper were not very easy
is just that, I can do without any problem
tomorrow is my English test...want to score the best
good luck to all my friends
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DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady? Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already! NAMES OF WIVES A Malay man had 4 wives, and he called his... 4th wife..... Baby doll 3rd wife..... China doll 2nd wife.....Barbie doll 1st wife..... Panadol ! RESEARCH FINDING Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 Peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch! SERVICE Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service. HAPPY MAN What makes a happy man? Daughter on the cover of cosmo. Son on the cover of sports illustrated. Mistress on the cover of playboy and... Wife on the cover of "missing persons" SWIMSUIT Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented? To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section. GOOD AMBITION Teacher: What do you want to become? Little Johnny: Doctor!! Teacher: Why? Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it. DENTIST Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed." Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly." VIRGIN Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. Wanted her tombstone to read: BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED " OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL 75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. On their first night both were crying - why??? Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything.
Eat gardenia bread everyday occasional sambal ikan bilis or sardines or + eggs protein or teo chew white porridge
Drink "natural" mothers milk....the best healthy compare to formula powder?
No need tuition (self study)
You go to working life also self study...who teach you?
Go to work by cycle or marathon. Save fuel and cost, 2nd benefit...slim body....no fat...
toilet paper? Use water...
Don't bitch about. You can save, if you want...
For those comes from poor they will understand how....is only from the rich.....then difficult???
The poor always survives...the poorer the better.
If you're reading this, mean you have access net & pc...cut those expenses away or sell off your pc or ps3.
Go play hantu galah, goli or teng teng...at no cost at all...
Very interesting? Read it on.
Somebody should get this to 'people on top'
Let's do some simple calculations here.
In
I understand there are many families whose monthly income does not reach RM3, 000, but, to make things simple, let's take RM3, 000 as the figure.
Ok, right?
Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son.
Just nice
Electricity and water bill:RM100 (No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater … ok?)
Phone bill (Telekom): RM100
Meals for a happy family: RM775 (3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons…?)
Papa lunch / tea break during working hrs: RM155 (RM5/day, RM5 … can eat what?)
Car repayment: RM400 (A proton saga aero back, 7 yrs repayment)
Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300 (go to work, bring son to school, only can afford one car running)
Insurance: RM650 (kids, wife and myself)
House repayment: RM750 (low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs, retired still have to work to pay!)
Tuition: RM80 (got that cheap? I don't think so)
Older children pocket money @ school: RM20 (RM1/day, eat bread?)
School fees: RM30 (enough ah?)
School books and etc: RM100 (always got extra to pay in school)
Younger children milk powder: RM50 (cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)
Miscellaneous: RM100 (shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper)
Oh wait!!!
I have to stop here, so... No Astro, no movie and cinema, no DVD, no CD, no online, cannot KFC, cannot McDonald, no park walk during weekend (petrol expensive), no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc...
Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit!
RM3, 610 already…
EPF not yet deduct, income tax some more........already RM3, 610!
How to survive ladies and gentlemen?
Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle?
How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study?
Besides that, I believe in
What is this? This is “Malaysia Boleh”
Sorry... it should be “Malaysians Boleh”, because we're still alive and kicking!!
Our politicians must be mad!
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Steamboat!!! Always is my favorite. We went there two days ago. Actually that was my first time eating there. Is a big place and have a huge compound. No air-conditional got fan but not really working. This is really fun eating with a group of friends. We did talk about a lot because my friend just came back from KL. I love fish ball so I grab a plate full fish ball with all kinds of variety. One of my friends forgets to inform us that when we want to fried something we need to be careful of the oil because it will shoot everywhere. So we have no idea about that so…we have oil shooting everywhere and the girls are shouting like hell. Well it is kind of fun cooking your own food. Did learn something that day; move far away when you want to fried something if you don’t want to get burn by flying oil. We did have a lot fun cooking, eating, chatting and laughing. After 2 hour of eating, finally everyone gave up. We have some fruits and ice-cream. One of my friends dares another friend to put a piece of watermelon into the pot and he really did it! We were like dude are you crazy, who is going to eat that. Everyone laugh like mad. Guess what? He scooped up the watermelon and ate it. Another friend got another idea. She cooked an ice-cream! Everyone was stun. Oh my…really funny. We all went home about 11pm so is kind of tired that day but is was fun.
Finally everything is over; just have to study for my final exam. The last presentation was yesterday and every goes on as we plan. Is time for a good rest. Well that afternoon I learned how to play a new game; Dawn of War. Not bad, the game is something like General in Command and Conquer. Play the game for a couple of hour. Later at night I went to satay celup with my uncle. Well, the taste now is not as nice as before, standard drop? Who knows? Went home after that and I continue to play the same game…seriously very nice!
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Is another happy day but is bad because I never touch a single page of my book. Well this morning my family went for dim sum at BB around 10.00a.m. We had a great time and we ate until our stomach burst, seriously. After that we went to whole sale carnival. The main reason we went there is to get a new refrigerator. The price there is super cheap like $529 you can get a 19inc LCD...cool right. So we spend about 1 and a half hour selecting our new refrigerator and finally we got one which is kin of big. At first we also plan to buy a LCD TV but my cousin told my dad that by the end of the year, the price will be cheaper so we decided to wait. We went home at 2.00p.m and everyone was so tired. As is said I didn’t even touch a single page of my book today. I was playing and chatting with my friend the whole day until 6.00p.m. The reason I stop at 6.00p.m. is we are going to have dinner with my aunty. So we went to Umbai(a fish village) to have “ikan bakar”. Again we ate until our stomach burst and I can’t even six nor walk. So after that we head home, and again I continue playing and not studying. When I was playing half way, my friend call me to yam cha(drink tea) and I say YES! (I am going to grow fat, really fat). We really have a good and nice time together with my other friend that just came back from KL. We are so happy chatting, playing card and gossip together. Then we went home about 1.00a.m. cause the shop is going to close at 1.20a.m. I really hope that I can do this everyday but if I really do that, I think I will fail in all my examination. I really had a great day and enjoy spending time with my friends. TAKE CARE EVERYONE!!!