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DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY

Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?

Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!

NAMES OF WIVES

A Malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...

4th wife..... Baby doll

3rd wife..... China doll

2nd wife.....Barbie doll

1st wife..... Panadol !

RESEARCH FINDING

Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 Peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!

SERVICE

Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service.

HAPPY MAN

What makes a happy man?

Daughter on the cover of cosmo.

Son on the cover of sports illustrated.

Mistress on the cover of playboy and... Wife on the cover of "missing persons"

SWIMSUIT

Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?

To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.

GOOD AMBITION

Teacher: What do you want to become?

Little Johnny: Doctor!!

Teacher: Why?

Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

DENTIST

Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed."

Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly."

VIRGIN

Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. Wanted her tombstone to read: BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.

The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "

OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL

75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.

On their first night both were crying - why???

Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything.