Wanna become a masturbating champion?
Can you endure longer than 8 hours and 40 minutes?
Because that is the new record set by both Norihiro Taneichi and Masanobu Sato of Tokyo at this year's Masturbate-a-Thon in San Francisco.
Imagine giving your baby to your mother-in-law to hold and moments later finding out that she’s trying to breastfeed your baby!
The granny had one boob out and was attempting to nurse her grandson. She chuckled and said, "Oh that one’s not working. Let’s try this one!" before switching the infant to the other breast where he suckled her nipple.
When he told the grandfather (husband to the nursing grandma) about his wife’s actions, he shrugged it off at first. But then confronted his wife saying, "Honey, did you really try to breastfeed the Bambino?" Abashedly she replied, "I’m not going to talk about it anymore! All I will say is that it was a good bonding experience for both of us!"
Honestly, people, there’s nothing wrong with what grandma did. The kid’s not going to be scarred for life. He’ll just be a little disappointed that the “bottles were empty,” so to speak. Infants will suck on fingers, noses, anything they can get into their mouths. And grandmas still have strong maternal instincts and love to relive their “new Mommy” days with a new grandchild.
I log on to friendster.com to check out my account and found out that everything is mess up. So I refreshed, clear cache and those temp files. But it is still the same. Hope they are fixing it soon. Anyone know what’s happening? Someone just hacked the friendster site?
tuiniasing got -1 nangs
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people dang him until -1!!! OMG!!!
normally the lowest we can go is 0 but for this guy... -1
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A cutting from Weekly World News a black and white joke paper takes the threat from Hackers a bit too far. Stupid but funny and worth a read.
"It is already possible for an assassin to send someone an email with an innocent looking attachment connected to it. When the receiver downloads the attachment, the electrical current and molecular structure of the central processing unit is altered, causing it to blast apart like a huge hand grenade".
"Hackers have come within two digits of cracking an 87 digit Russian military code that would have sent deadly Nuclear missiles to America'.
Thanks Tom
ImportGenius a search engine that gathers “competitive intelligence” by monitoring U.S. Customs records of ocean containers entering American ports reports that there has been a major spike in ocean containers marked with a mysterious new label: “electric computers”. Although there is no drop in shipments labeled 'desktop computers' or any other labels Apple uses. A total of 188 containers have been shipped to Apple from two of their trusted manufacturers Hon Hai Precision Corp. and Quanta Computer. “The fact that they are importing millions of units, combined with dwindling stocks of the first generation of iPhones,” persuades Peterson that these “electric computers” are, in fact, the 3G iPhones Apple is expected to release in a matter of weeks.
"She is saying bad things about the Earthquake victims in China, she is a spoiled brat. I understand she has been arrested today. They should make her go there and help the people that are without shelter."
"she's saying she's annoyed at the attention the earthquake is getting. she says only poor people died who nobody cared about before. It's a beautiful day out and all people want to talk about is these dead poor people."
"She is insulting and complaining about the victims of the Sichuan earthquake incident. Her insults include, those people who are dying should just die to save us the trouble"
"that brat was yapping about how the earthquake in Sichuan was their own fault and people in Sichuan are being dramatic and stuff"
"for all of her who dont understand, this bitch is saying the ppl who died in the earthquack is a waste and the fact that ppl are mourning for them is wasting the beautiful days. She has no sympathy for the dead and actually depises them for getting all the donation. She wish the survivor dead becuz they are wasting our time."
"she saying it annoys her that so much attention is being paid to the earthquake victims. life is to enjoy and it's beautiful outside but all people care about is dead, homeless, and injured people. only poor people died. just about any hateful insensitive crazy thing you can say she is saying"
"She has been arrested on grounds not very remote from national treason. And being in custody is actually good for her; the police 'protects' her from all these people you see here who are out for her blood. You just need one of these guys here that have physical access to the person in question, and ready to put his words into actions, for a case of Chinese honour killing. The chances are very real given the tempers that are visibly flaring."
via BadGirlMay2008
have you watch it?
When Bill Gates met President Lee Myung-bak at Cheong Wa Dae on May 6, the Microsoft chairman came bearing a very special gift: a Microsoft Xbox video game console inlaid with traditional Korean mother-of-pearl. In fact 100 similar Xboxes are being prepared by a Korean artisan, intended as special VIP gifts from the Microsoft chief. The decoration is the handiwork of Kim Young-jun, the head of a manufacturing company called Gookbo. Microsoft was looking for a unique decoration representing traditional Korean beauty. Kim decorated the console with mother-of-pearl ume flowers and butterflies symbolizing patience and perseverance and treated the surface with a special substance. He entitled the final product "Peace".
In Spain, for example, the 3G iPhone will be available for sale at the June 18th grand opening of Telefonica's megastore—an Apple Store-like shop located in the company's historical building in Madrid's Gran Vía— with nationwide availability right the next day or after a few hours. The other European countries with iPhone availability will have similar launch schedules.
According to the same reliable sources, the 3G iPhone will no longer be available at a fixed price point—at least in some countries, and its launch will also bring new sales policies, although these have not been completely specified yet.
The move is a logical step, since the iPhone has clearly solidified its position as the cellphone to beat during last twelve months, and companies in the cutthroat European cellphone market need to use it as an incentive to capture clients aggressively.
This most probably means the new 3G iPhone will be integrated in the usual marketing systems of carriers, with point-based trade-ups, discounts for carrier switchers, and other service-based subvention packages.
PC Magazine has compiled a list of the 10 most commonly used passwords by computer users today. Majority of computer users are so lazy, stupid or too trusting that they use the same password for logging into their PC, banking sites and social networking accounts.
Here's the Top 10 list of most commonly used computer passwords:
1. password
2. 123456
3. qwerty
4. abc123
5. letmein
6. monkey
7. myspace 1
8. password 1
9. blink182
10. (your first name)
Needless to say if yours is on the list change it right away.
The INBED 2D bed companion is perfect for those who are lonely. A NYU student has creatively designed an infrared-sensitive light projected virtual girlfriend. You can actually kiss her on the cheek when you slide into bed and she will bury her face in the pillow. Sadly, she is fully clothed and in 2D.
Go kick the tires and light the fires of Firefox 3 Release Candidate 1, which is now available for download at the Mozilla Firefox site. The update delivers a few aesthetic changes, as well as what Mozilla is calling major security enhancements. Users should also expect increased performance and stability for applications like Google Mail. There's an exhaustive list of know bugs to squash too, but that's par for the course with any software.
Firefox 3 RC 1
Konami has come out with the first ten minutes gameplay of the upcoming Metal Gear Solid 4.
Superman
Mulher Maravilha
Hulk
… and finally the Dark Knight and Robin
Looks like the Corner Shot Device was used in Angelina Jolie’s upcoming movie “WANTED”. It is a device which enables military and law enforcement to effectively observe/engage targets from around the corner/behind cover without exposing any part of the operator’s body enables. There’s a video monitor with visible fixed crosshair and the rear side of the monitor is fitted with special kind of panel which use to cool and absorb monitor heat. Take a look at the trailer.
There was a sight to be seen at a bridge in Taizhou, Jiangsu Province, China a couple of days ago: the migration of thousands of toads!
Thousands of toads were spotted at a bridge in Taizhou, Jiangsu province, China, on May 9. According to local expert, the toads were enduring a mass migration because of the depleting oxygen resource in a nearby river.
From the pic it seems like the chance of survival for the toads are not looking good on the road too…
John is in a big mansion and he needs to match out the three switches located on the top floor for the three light bulbs located at the ground floor (not visible from top floor) but he can only get down once to check out the bulbs. No other devices were used, only hands.
More details:
There are 3 switches on the top floor - switch A, switch B and switch C and they were used to switch on the 3 light bulbs located at the ground floor. John needs to find out the switch for each of the bulbs but he can only get to the ground floor once to check the bulbs.- Nothing tricky.
- Nothing to do with the wiring.
- John is alone in the mansion.
- No other devices were used for the checking.
- The switches are normal type which can only be on/off.
HERE GOES THE QUESTION
How John managed to know which switch goes to which light bulb by getting down once only. It is a test from a friend. Do you guys know the answer? Comment please.
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Happy Mother's Day
Playboy is a global brand that entertains men around the world with boobs and blonds. You may think that it does not take much advertising creativity to sell photos of naked women. You would be wrong. Here's 10 Great Playboy Ads that Show the Art of Selling Naked:
Playboy Advertisement 1. Online - Global
Playboy Advertisement 2. Mirror Doormat - Unknown Country
Playboy Advertisement 3. Hairy and Happy - Brazil
Playboy Advertisement 4. Lay Me Down - Argentina
Playboy Advertisement 5. Playboy Supports PETA - Brazil
Playboy Advertisement 6. Every Man's Dream - Protugal
Playboy Advertisement 7. Wet White T-Shirt - Germany
Playboy Advertisement 8. Playboy Without Nudity? - Germany
Playboy Advertisement 9. Attention Grabber -Germany
Playboy Advertisement 10. Get Your Hands on Playboy dot com
