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If you've ever seen any Japanese porn at all, you know that the good stuff is usually censored. The man in charge of censoring these hairy body parts, Katsumi Ono, the chief censor of Nihon Ethics of Video Association - i.e., the person who adds all those annoying pixels to Japanese porn movies - has been arrested by the government, and not apparently for ruining a generation's worth of good porn, but because he wasn't blocking enough of the good stuff and allowed 13,000 copies of movies into the marketplace that weren't completely mosaicked. The "two DVDs in question did not sufficiently hide the on-screen action," which means these are the best two movies to come out of Japan in our lifetime.