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The virgin girl is on the phone and
asks her boyfriend to come

over and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out
and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has
never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about
an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to
know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks
the
boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,
10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family
pack
because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being
his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the
girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the
door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the
dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated.
The
boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still
deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement
from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head
down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to
the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I
had
no idea your

father was a pharmacist."