This is hard to imagine that this is the last day of my semester break. Times really fly! I guess I have to accept the fact; NO MORE holidays until the next break, sigh*
BREAK IS OVER DUDE!!!
I think I am going to miss the month of OCTOBER really much.Well I am glad that everything is back to normal and things that is not normal will get back to normal ASAP. I have no choice to stop here before this post gets in to the month of NOVEMBER!!!
Woot Woot
Although we don’t really celebrate Halloween in Malaysia, I still want to wish everyone that celebrates Halloween HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
but I am pretty sure that this is a NICE SHOT!
Malaysia University English Test
Location: College Professional MARA
the name sounds like a nice and good place but the actual place...
Is not that bad after all, just that a bit nerves at the beginning of the speaking test. Everything goes well only the last part which a bit went wrong. I forgot to make the conclusion but is not that bad right? only skip the conclusion part. I hope my marks wont go down because of that...hehe
Here is a puzzle for you
Imagine you are in Hwange. You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope , and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.
Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. the only possible way is to somehow convince the lion to BLOW the candle out
How do you do that?
Score down for answer...
Very simple
SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a
house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl
to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck. Then gets up and goes
into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy's an
escaped convict! Look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in
jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
wants sex, don't resist. Don't complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy
him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong. Honey, I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear. He told me he was gay He thought you were cute and asked if we
had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I
love you too!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
