What's the different between people
who pray in church and who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.
A little boy went up to his father and asked:
"Dad, where did all my intelligence come from?"
His father replied:
"Well,son, you must have gotten it from your mother,because i still have mine."
When I was young I used to pray for a bike,
then i realized that God does not work that way.
So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
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